Stew

comicbook_hero @ 2005-04-17T23:23:00

2005-04-18T03:26:45Z

I need to drink 931 more beers to finish my coffee table

Full

2005-03-10T04:17:59Z

Yesterday was a totally fun day. I went to some mental hospital to help Wintersleep with their video shoot, and it was a really awasome time. I got fed lots of good food. I'm not actually in the video but i did a few small things to make it all go down. Then they broke out the free beer. Tim Paul Loel and I got drunk while Jud watched. Drunk in a mental hospital is very fun. Then the Cloak and Dagger for booze afterwords. Jud bought us all lots of booze and it was fantastic. Today sucked all day. I made my first meal today. I don't think i'm gonna bar it up tonight just some booze at home maybe a mooovie. I'm gonna miss the Wintersleep guy until the next time the come around. Loel will be back next week with the Holy Shroud so that will be fun.

Wintersleep

2005-03-07T23:09:12Z

This week was the week of wintersleep. 5 Wintersleep shows in 7 days, and they were all amazing. back in toronto now. I've leared this much today, Carling is one of the wost beers of all time, it's a damn good thing it was free or I'd be pissed.

BANE

2005-03-03T18:16:35Z

totally fuckin awasome last night. first band don't remember their name but they sucked. then With Honour,they always put on a good show, then Fucked Up, they played really good and the singer almost kicked the shit out of some assface in the crowd. Comeback Kid went on and played pretty damn good. The some kid had to be taken out in an ambulance so we all had to leave the show for a while. We went back in and Bane tore the fucking roof off the place.

comicbook_hero @ 2005-03-01T21:36:00

2005-03-02T02:36:05Z

I don't comment much but i'm always lurking

Ahhh Hemmm

2004-11-20T21:15:19Z

So all is well now. I had a fun night for most of last night, i got very destroyed and i loved it. Update on the brother. He's home and well he's a greenish colour and still vomiting and it's making me laugh. Now it's way funnier than last night. My older brother picked him up and took him to the hospital. he accidently dropped him and now the wee one has a black eye. then they had to stick the tube through the pee hole which sounds really horrible. while they were doing that he bit the nurse and she started to bleed so they tied him down. there's a lot of other weird things that i now find funny about it. Tonight is Inflation Kills, hopefully i'll find a ride so i can get drunk again

comicbook_hero @ 2004-11-15T17:45:00

2004-11-15T22:45:48Z

I fucking HATE star jones. she's fucking obnoxious. HATE HATE HATE

comicbook_hero @ 2004-11-11T20:29:00

2004-11-12T01:31:11Z

i'm drunk and i'm bored

so hey

2004-11-08T17:52:26Z

yeah. i haven't updated this in quite a long time. and i have been ever so busy since it has been updated. I don't live in hamilton anymore either, which is a positive and a negative at the same time. i also had my birthday and didn't get nearly enough happy birthdays from all of you so i'm quite upset with you people. this week is going to be quazi busy which won't be a bad thing. my cell phone number hasn't changed so anyone is welcome to call me to go out for a pint. i need more drinking buddes in this infernal city. i'm at school right now to and have class in nine minutes so this won't be overly long.infact i think i'm going to end it right here..

everything seems to be in order here

2004-09-01T06:34:50Z

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The DJ

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The Drunk

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The Hottie

pinker_star

The Wallflower

neonsunflower

The Player

annarbor

The Gambler

gurlfunk

The Horny One

b0xb0x

The Crasher

sugapunker

The Love Interest

xbad_starx

How many people got laid

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As the Story Goes

2004-06-30T23:21:34Z

So i'm in this bar just kinda hanging about drinking, doing whatever. I finish my drink and i'm gonna get another one, when this girl comes up to me and starts talking. she's all over me. She pushes me up against the wall and just starts having her way with me when she says. "Hey big daddy, how about you give me eight inches of loving". So i push her away from me and say "Fuck you, I don't fold it in half for anybody"

hey

2004-06-10T01:35:27Z

so if anyones not busy for the next 2 years i'm looking for someone to live iwth me in toronto

Boooo

2004-05-25T15:14:04Z

So i am currently in paris, and i don't much care for it. i miss edinburgh scotland, it was the best place ever. my hostel here is junky. all they have is a pay computer so icannot go on msn, boo to that. tht's all for now. you will all one day hear my edinburgh stores

wooooo

2004-05-11T16:59:34Z

So i am currently in London England. it's pretty sweet here, i did a lot of wandering around and didn't accompish much, but it was cool. The bars close at 11 here, it's really really strange, but i'm sure i'll adapt. the time change kinda sucks, because it's lunch time for you folks and it's dinner for me. i am very hungry and thursty and tired. i have 8 hours of sleep in 4 days, it's shitty. I also sat next to the british Conan O Brien on the subway today. it was freaky. i acutally thought it was him at first, but he had a british accent, but other than that it was identical no word of a lie. fuckin crazy ass shit over here
side noe
there is a dental sergen on every corner in this land.
very strange.

i'm leavin on a jet plan

2004-05-10T06:06:46Z

so tomorrow is the big take off day. I have a blackberry, which is some type of cool email dealy. so if you want to email me, its
stew@rogers.blackberry.net
number is 905 929 1743
talk to me whilest i'm over seas

sweet mother of god

2004-05-02T20:33:34Z

if this god damn rain keeps up i swear i'm going to shoot myself in the fucking face

doo doo doo do doo

2004-05-01T18:46:34Z

so i have been busy lately, playing hockey and doing other vaious activites. my car finally died which came as no shock to this writer. I only have something like 9 days left on this continent. I hope i don't run out of money over there because that would really suck. there is a guy painting just outside of my bedroom, he's cool. i've begun speaking in point form. i worked yesterday. i was supposed to work today, but daddy took the wee lad instead of this cat. that's about it, call me people so we can hang out before i go away.

60 hours and counting

2004-04-25T15:23:58Z

So in the past 60 hours i have had the following to eat
1 cup cake, and a small cupcake at that
and 1 cup of pudding
that's it, i'm so bloody hungry i could kill for the food, and i actually might kill for food.
i had my wisdom teeth out on friday. my face is now swollen like a fat man, but yesterday and Friday it wasn't. Last night was Mare Hoosier Poet 50 Watt Head, and Shallow North Dakota. it was a good show, saw some people i haven't seen in a while, man do i love good shows at the underground. Friday night was Chore. It's sad thats the last time i'm ever going to get to see Chore.

sorry whitney, but it's your time to die

2004-04-17T20:31:14Z

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yarr.

2004-04-15T21:57:43Z

so i got my passport in the mail the other day, i gotta book my flight this week, meaning i'm leaving in 3 weeks. it's pretty crazy when you think about it.
i also have to get my wisdom teeth out on the 23rd, then that night i have to go see the last chore show, then the next night i have to go see 50 watt head, Mare, Hoosier Poet, and Shallow North Dakota i can't wait, except for the teeth part.
also Danielle being so super cool is taking me to a showing of Kill Bill Vol. 2. rock on
\m/

i like to sniff markers

2004-04-08T02:37:07Z

i really do you know. I also like to sniff glue, gasoline, and car exaust fumes. but enough about me. lets hear more from you

Big Bottom

2004-04-01T00:58:27Z

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I woke up to Amanda Foey stepping on me

2004-03-28T22:38:47Z

So last night was Andreas birfday party and hot damn was it ever a party. Ran into so many people that i haven't seen in a while. we shared stories and lots and lots of booze. met some new people. it was fantastic. Some girl appologized to me because she called me carrot top on new years. So as the party raged on i got very drunk and gave out tequila shots because that's what i do. So Jeff Jay, McCormick, Wilcox and I went to go tip a car. i knew it wasn't going to happen but wanted to see it. We took a road sign out and called it quits. People then went home. the cops came same old same old. I fell asleep right infront of Foeys door and Blackies door. Foey also kicked me but what ever the dangers of floor sleeping i guess.

Booze and Ladies, it's all i need

2004-03-23T19:52:46Z

So my vacation is ending awafully soon. I have to go to the airport and shit. i fuckin hate airports. All and all vacation wasn't bad. I've been lisitening to a lot of Grand Funk Railroad lately. Braveheart is on Tv so i'm watching that. That's one bad ass movie. I also made plans to see that crazy new jim carey movie with maddam Olga and it should prove to be interesting. That's all i have to say. More or less just letting all my fans know that everything is cool.

So Okay

2004-03-23T05:48:10Z

So tonight i was watching the Conan O'Brian goes to Canada stuff on tv. it was the skit where he was at the boarder and doing his what ever. in the backgroun you can see a truck and trailer. the trailer is black and in giant blue letters you can see the word "Packers". that company happens to be the trucking company that my dad owns.